Hello, I've returned from the live webcam show with Brent, and let me tell you something: it was hot. Brent appeared in a black tank top with a small bandage on his face. I did ask, but I'm not sure what his response was because then he started cutting out and...what? Yeah, he totes started cutting out again. But I've realized something: he is just too likable for me to care. From what I can gather, all of us care enough to be there because we love Brent, so no one gets too upset when things go awry. Also, we kind of half expect it by now. Brent, though, felt so bad he promised us all a surprise for dealing with so many tanked chat efforts. Can you believe that? I actually left that chat happy and he didn't so much as take his cock out for us. But I got to see him smile and hear his laugh again and watch him curse out his computer for malfunctioning, hell, that's a good time. What a stand up guy.
Alright, I've settled in with a massive Britney Spears playlist (which is actually a bit of a distraction because I'm enjoying it so much. You try concentrating on anything while the video for Lucky plays in the background. Impossible). Cutting this review in half was in hindsight pretty tough, because as gung-ho as I was last night, I'm now in a rush to move on to the next film, my mind is moving ahead. Just for future reference, this film was alright to review from beginning to end because Brent is a major feature in it, and it's only two hours long. But others that run for 3.5 hours and only feature Brent in one scene won't be as widely covered. I can't imagine anyone having a problem with this.
We left off with Brent and "Tom Daly" doing some impressive underwater blowjobbery in the pool. The following scene left much to be desired, but I will say this about it: I didn't dislike it because it was bad, these particular guys just weren't my type. They're a lot more rugged, I guess, than what I usually think is hot. Short hair doesn't generally do it for me, either. However. These two dudes are very eager, and I don't care if you're a butterface, if you're into what you're doing in porn, I give you a pat on the back, sir. The highlights for me here were the intense ass licking and ball sucking (so rare) that took place. I realized the further I got into this scene, the less I cared about their looks. They both have very well taken care of packages, with nice color, too. Yes, I am a big fan of a pretty pink hairless ball sack. It is what it is.
There is actually only one scene left separating the final pool scenes between Brent and Donny (Tom Daly), which in fact has really been one long scene cut into fragments and spread throughout the film. This one non-Brent scene left in the film actually turned me off to a point I felt nauseous looking at one of them, so I'm not even going to review it. Now you see just how picky I am with my men in porn. But in my defense, this was a first. I've watched thousands of scenes with all sorts of different types of men doing different things to each other, and never has someone's package turned me off this much. I don't really want to think about it anymore actually.
So, Brent! What a talented little Canadian. Back at the pool him and Donny are now getting very hot. While Donny is in the pool, Brent squats over him and pokes his cock into Donny's mouth that way, over and over again. I find it hard to squat over a toilet without falling over. Massive talent, Brent Everett is full of it. And if you even need further proof here it is: Brent stands on tip toe to fuck him. I think you can see every muscle in his body flexed and going to work while fucking. It is a very special moment in porn. It's worth the wait, worth anything I disliked in the film. If you want my recommendation here it finally is: Buy this one. Eventually the two men move into missionary position and Donny brings himself to orgasm by self manipulation (I'm going to work on my phrasing, that doesn't sound sexy at all), but it's tough paying attention to anyone else here what with Brent making the faces he makes when he's close to climax. That just put me in my happy place. I'm in a zone and I need a moment.
Rating: B-
Next up: Brent Everett's Wantin' More
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