#2 Bareboned Twinks and the other Brent.

Bareboned Twinks: 2005

Hi guys. I'm tucked into bed with the a/c blaring. I'm listening to Deeper and Deeper by Madonna. This could be my favorite Madonna tune, you know. Really, out of everything. So, it has been an entirely draining day and I'm more thankful every day I have this new blog to dive into. Unfortunately, I made a promise to myself I wouldn't turn this into my personal journal, griping about my stupid love problems and life issues. That's for a whole other blog, but are you ready for a huge PORN rant? Because I got that for you, coming right up.

Yo, listen to this shit, though. Brent sent me a direct message last night via twitter. Couldn't you just die?? Here was my reaction: I screamed, I shut my phone OFF, then shoved it under my pillow. Now how is that for a very fucking weird and creepy reaction? I'd give that about a ten. I'm not exactly sure how long it took me but eventually I looked at my phone again and attempted to compile a halfway normal sounding response. Here is what he wrote: "Sorry for technical problems. I hope u sent ur addy for gift." He's referring to the failed live webcam show that happened yesterday, the one I was actually happy to attend despite the problems with new software. I have no idea why he decided to reach out to me, he really did not have to. He did send his apologies and promise us all a gift when the chat shut down, so. Who knows? I can only assume he messaged me because he's an outstanding specimen of a man. Canadian of the year, he didn't win that? He should have. Especially to reach out to me of all people, do you have any idea how much I bug Brent on twitter? It is a lot, it's numerous times daily, and on top of that I've now got this blog. To say Brent Everett is a major influence on my life right now would be an understatement. I mean, yeah, I am a sincere supporter of this guy and everything he does, but I have no idea what it feels like on his end, being the receiver of all this, you know? It could really be off-putting, annoying, or strange. All I really expect as a fan is to be treated politely and some appreciation (I'm talking in a liner note or something), but since the day I've started publicly stating my love and support for his work, he has gone above and beyond in graciousness. This won't be the last time I praise him, but this just needed to be said, I'm done.

Uh, by the way, this "gift" he's sending me? I'm really hoping it's a pair of his used undies with dried jizz all over it. But. I'll be happy with anything.

So Brent Corrigan is annoying the shit out of me lately. I thought this would be an appropriate transgression into what I need to say. First, pay attention to the key. From here on out, Brent Corrigan will be referred to as Sean, and Brent Everett gets to remain Brent. It's his blog, he gets to be Brent, and from what I know about Corrigan, he prefers to be referred to as Sean now anyway. Ask and ye shall receive. So, alright. If you had told me one year ago I would be obsessed with Brent Everett and throwing shade at Corrigan (guess I'm not using the key yet), I would have told you to get the hell out. I LOVED Sean, I loved every single thing about him. The very first gay porn scene I ever watched was one of his. But honestly, I feel like I've had it. First, there's a website situation which is infuriating. He's had 4 websites since 2009 because he constantly has a falling out with whoever is running shit, and that's fine by me, as a fan I'll stand behind that. But this site is never updated. I did pay to be a member, mostly to catch his live web shows which are listed on the front of his site as being scheduled for every Monday night. It's been over a month and I've never seen one aired or so much as spoken of. I have tweeted him politely asking if he plans to have any more, I got ignored. That's cool, you don't have to talk to me, NOT EVERYONE CAN BE BRENT EVERETT. But. I am paying for this membership, which is automatically renewed monthly. For a site which is never updated, they never forget to charge you. So today I thought, maybe there are some exclusive videos for members I'm missing out on, yeah? I've got to be paying for something. Wrong. Every video in the membership area is a clip from one of his films, all of which I own. So I'm forced to ask myself, what am I paying for? But this isn't what set me off. I was reading through his blog (because despite this frustration, I still love Sean a lot) and found a post where he expressed his frustration in fans pirating his material. He said Big Easy was selling poorly and it upsets him to hear fans who are supposed to support him are ripping his stuff.

Yo. I bought Big Easy. I love Big Easy. I tell every person who claims School Boy Crush is great to shut up and watch Brent Corrigan's Big Easy (well, now I tell them to watch Cock Trap) instead. Come to think of it, I own every single Brent Corrigan film available. I can't say that for any other porn star. I can't even say that for Joseph Gordon-Levitt and he's my boo. As far as fans and supporters go, I sincerely believe I've been an awesome one to Sean. So I feel just as offended and rejected by him as he does us in that entry he wrote. It makes me think that maybe he gave up on us...but that's not the way to make things better. Building an empire (have you been to www.brenteverett.com because it is a well oiled machine over there I'm telling you, it gets better every day),  giving us a website worth subscribing to, OR, just taking it down. But you know...he leaves it up and still accepts whatever money comes in...without making an effort to give us something in return. I can't respect that. Guilt is now setting in for speaking this way about someone I've loved and respected for so long. But it comes from an honest place. It doesn't make me happy saying any of this and I don't enjoy "comparing the Brents," by any means, either, that's not my intention. But, it is really hard not to in light of everything. That direct message, man, what a nice touch.

With all that being on my mind for hours, I've decided to pull a fast switch and review Bareboned Twinks instead of what I had planned, which was Brent Everett's Wantin' More. I also very much want Andrea to sit with me on that one and she's out right now, this works out better for all of us. I'm going to review Brent and Sean's scene only, I will not sit through a Cobra video for two hours. Shit, I forgot Brent was even in this until an hour ago. So, here we go. Bareboned Twinks.

Scene opens with Brent and Sean on a bed, and they begin making out straight away. I already have issues with this. There's no music, no dialogue, no story, nothing. And...wow, Brent is cute. He definitely hasn't changed a lot, though, meanwhile Sean looks like a total stranger. I can't believe how much he's changed. The boys start off hard and pretty soon Brent takes off Sean's undies...while sucking on his nipple. Damn! I'm going to enjoy this when I promised myself I wouldn't. Brent's so cute in this, I can't even get my thoughts straight. What an eager young man. And how long has he had these tattoos? Since he was born? This was some of his first work onscreen and he's got the stripes around his forearm, that is impressive. Sean lays on top of Brent for a bit sort of dry humping, I don't know why, it's not like he's going to top Brent (ya, he wishes). Sean. IS. The best bottom in the business. I could write a book on it. Wow, Sean. he's a little (see: a lot) dinky here but aside from his lack of muscle, he's got a great body. I've never seen a prettier asshole or balls on anyone. It has made me very picky. But his are just so pink and even-toned and smooth and really too good to be true. A 69 commences and I can see both their assholes up close now. I love Brent, but there's no comparison. Now Sean's riding Brent and...Brent is making the hottest sex faces I've ever seen on a man, how does he do that? Sean's face is going red and he's looking pretty hot and in ecstasy, too, but...there's no comparison. They are both masters of their crafts in entirely different departments. Switch position time, Brent is standing at the end of the bed fucking Sean while Seanie puts his legs over Brent's shoulders. Was this scene always so hot? I'm enjoying this! Oh my god, Brent is gorgeous just plowing into Sean and, oh, Seanie just came. He can never hold out long in the missionary. Plus, he's 17. Seventeen and getting fucked by Brent Everett, I'd blow my load, too. After Sean finishes, they both climb on the bed and Brent jerks off over Sean's face, and look, he jerks off exactly the same as he does today. This is adorable. Then he smiles at the end and kisses Sean's forehead! Ah, I can't give that a bad review at all. But don't watch it anyway, one of the kids is illegal. Got it?

Next up: Brent Everett's Wantin' More, Boyland, Brother Fucker, Cock Trap, and more, stay tuned.