We Look the same. We Talk the same. We even fuck the same.

Welcome everyone, to what feels like my life long work here in a blog. In actuality I only started working on this about 8 hours ago, but it was long and frustrating, for a person who merely knows simple html at best. At any rate, you're here and reading which means you followed a link, which most importantly means you listened to me and are here to listen to more. Thank you, sincerely, thank you. As cleaned up and polished as I attempt to make my reviews sound, they really are just opinions. This is no time to list a bunch of thank yous (I'll save that for my grand finale, the day I actually get through all of Brent's films...which will totally happen), but my dear close friend and confidant Andrea, who watches most if not all of my porn with me, has taught me just how subjective all reviewing of any art-form really is. After watching anything that's left me with a strong impression, be it good or bad, I ask her what she thinks. Without fail it is always the opposite reaction from mine. "Wait, you LIKED that? Oh god, I thought it was awful," and then I go back for a re-watch, trying to see if there was something in it I missed. And then I review.

I guess you could call this welcome post a disclaimer of sorts. Some of my reviews have not been received well on twitter. I am convinced every single cockyboy model sort of wishes I wasn't alive, and that's alright, I can handle that. But now I'm going to, for the first time ever, be writing negative criticism on Brent Everett's work? How can I get through that? But it is inevitable. One day I'm going to have to write reviews on his Cobra video work (ouch). But this is my point: I am just a person behind a laptop with an opinion. I'm not a critic, I'm not in the porn industry, I'm not even a writer. So please, take this blog for what it is, everyone, simple entertainment.

So what should you expect in the days/weeks/months to come? You know, I don't really know what this will expand into. The site will always remain a simple layout, I know that much. I'm not a web developer and being a fancy fan-site isn't my goal. This will also be very text heavy. If you want hot pics and video of Brent I can hook you up with the right links (can I ever), but it won't be here. I do know I aim to review every one of Brent Everett's films, along with that I want to have a complete filmography posted here as well. He's apparently made over 130 appearances on film, and so far I can find about 30-something titles. I have no idea how accurate either of those numbers are. So now you see just how difficult this journey ahead will be! I give myself about a week before I break down and start tweeting Brent himself for help. That poor man. What'd he do to deserve a fan this insane? Be totally amazing, I guess. Sadly he would probably totally help me out, because he's Brent. And this is why my blog is for him and no one else. He is a unique Canadian snowflake, ladies and gentlemen.

Okay! Good enough for an entry post, yeah? My first review will be up in no time, maybe 1am EDT at the latest. Hell I'm watching it right now. Brent Everett Is Wetter Than Ever (omg I have so much to say about this film you have no idea). Stay tuned, and thanks again.