Fuck U: 2010
I stumble upon so much in my researches for trying to make this a wonderful little blog. Up until yesterday I had no idea there is a conglomerate of Brent "fans" out there who really think Steve is an asshole. Now...okay. Let's try to make sense of this, let's just humor this possibility for a second. Brent has never struck me as a stupid person. I am sure if Steve were detrimental to Brent in anyway, by now he would have walked. He's happy, and he's the one we're claiming to love, so why don't we trust in Brent? I mean it, to date I have NEVER said one bad word against Yoko Ono simply because I love and respect John Lennon! I gotta respect the woman he loved, too (plus Yoko is awesome). How can any fan of Brent Everett's say they love him yet hate his other half? That's a bit of a paradox. Hating Steve is pretty much insulting Brent. They're together, do y'all understand, they're in actual love and a lifetime commitment. Throwing shade toward the most significant person in Brent's life is not supporting Brent. It's quite the opposite, and from my own personal experience I have found Steve to be a total gentleman. He's very friendly, he even added me on twitter out of the blue. Also he is quite dashing but, most importantly, Brent is crazy about him. Thus, Steve is great. So there I've said my peace on that.
Something else I found: a few years back Brent was on board to begin a third website, http://www.xguyslive.com/. This was apparently supposed to cater to the needs of both men AND women. There's not much on the site now so I have no idea if it's still going, but I am curious. How could anything cater to my needs any more than www.BrentEverett.com already has? Would they sell cosmetics? Would the site be PINK? Would it...oh god, showcase lesbians?? Saying, "the needs of both men and women," is so broad. That's not a direct quote from either Brent or Stephen anyway, for all I know it could be made up. I just wonder what happened with the site, I wish I knew more about it. You know what, I think I just got it. Here is how amazingly smart I am: I think the site was supposed to be primarily a live webshow outlet and some of the men would be gay, some would be straight, some performing for men and some performing for women. I wonder how that worked out. A lot of times I see gay porn stars advertise one-on-one web shows and I feel like asking, "Is it alright if I'm a girl?" I don't though. I feel like that'd be overstepping my boundaries more than I already do as a woman into gay male porn. Yes, this is my struggle. MEIN KAMPF.
Fuck U. Let's get down to it, there is a film to actually be reviewed somewhere in this blog entry. Now remember this because I will ONLY say it once on my blog: There was one person who was hotter than Brent in this film, and that was superstar and director Chi Chi LaRue. She didn't just direct this one but she narrates and hosts the whole thing looking GORGEOUS. She needs to teach these queens on RuPaul's Drag Race a thing or two because they could use it. God bless Chi Chi LaRue. Her role here besides being an HBIC is to teach you, the viewer, how to make a decent porn. Brent's scene is the first in this video which is a pleasant surprise since homeboy usually keeps us waiting 'til the end. We open with Brent and Steven Daigle sharing a shower, an open large shower, which seems like a locker room. I like this immediately. I have a thing for shower porn, about 40% of all the sex in all the smut I've ever written has taken place in a shower. Something about ass scrubbing really gets me and if one guy is washing the other, all the better. And what's not hot about watching a man's cock go hard while he's soaping it up? I enjoy mutual shaving, too, but we won't see that here. Also would have loved to have seen Brent urinate in said shower. He's taken a leak on camera before, it would have been perfect here.
Things to look out for: upside down ass licking, Brent's nipples, choking on cock, Steven's bottoming capabilities, mouth fucking, interracial scenes later in the film!!
Cons: only 8 minutes of soapiness/water running, Brent's haircut (what happened???), underwhelming cumshots when after all that they finished by jerking themselves off standing (you're in a shower, that's the time to get creative with where you shoot your load), and not too many twinks in later scenes.
Rating: A-. Buy this. Very well done, there's little to complain about.
Music?: Not today, I wanted to hear sex sounds.
Coming up: Boyland.
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