Monday, August 13, 2012

#4 Brent Everett's Wantin' More


I hope everyone had a great last day of the London Olympics 2012. I sat and watched the entire closing ceremony live via the BBC and now? I can't stop listening to George Michael. He was the best part for me, even over the Spice Girls. Freedom '90, do I need to say anything more? That song is fucking amazing. I would by all means be reviewing the video for Freedom '90 if I thought I would ever shut up about it (I wouldn't). I'll only say a couple things: the male models so often get forgotten in this stellar music video, their names are John Pearson, Mario Sorrenti, and Peter Formby. And did you know George Michael named this "Freedom '90" because there's already a Wham! song named Freedom? He thought people would get confused...come on, George Michael. No one knows the Wham! Freedom (actually...I love that song). Everybody knows Freedom '90. You now all have my permission to navigate away from my wonderful blog for 6 minutes and 36 seconds to watch this masterpiece: Freedom '90.

So today we have Brent Everett's Wantin' More which is extra special, why? Brent directed and produced it. That would basically make this film his bitch, the only "studio" name attached to it is www.BrentEverett.com/XXXStudios (his). So I'm just going to assume he made every single decision having to do with this film, down to the c1r t-shirt the dude in the sneaker store is wearing. He also funded the whole thing, that is what producing means, no? So once again I'm going to state the obvious: Brent Everett can do everything. Actually, there's one thing he can't do, that's play baseball. But I'll get into that when I cover the Little Big League films, no need to humiliate him now. So this is exciting, but it's also gonna be tough. If I have any criticisms about this film at all it's a direct reflection of a decision Brent made. That makes me uncomfortable because I don't like hating on him ever. So this should be fun! Let's do this.

The film immediately opens on a positive note for me because there's a story line right off the bat. Brent's working out in red undies (omg) before going to surf the web for some cyber sex, yes, cyber sex. Doesn't this just scream of Brent Everett already? You know that man likes his internet access. But I'm with him, I think internet hook ups are extremely hot. It started with AOL in the mid-90s and never lost its appeal. The first scene is a solo scene, but we get to see the camera cut to the guy he's typing to on the other end. Blonde. Big. Big and blonde. His cock isn't as nice as Brent's but then, whose is? Brent, after being asked if he "has any toys" whips out his convenient huge dildo and ends up shooting his load, surprise, right up onto his face. I don't know how he always does that but honestly. Even when he's just having a wank in his living room he shoots that far. Talent? Luck? Good genes? Don't know, don't care. It's spectacular.

So what we have here is a young man (apparently named Jimmy) who has no trouble getting laid, but can't seem to find anyone who wants to settle down. No one wants to hang out with him after they blow their load. This makes Jimmy upset and disgruntled inside, but doesn't stop him from having a full on threesome in the backroom of a shoe store with a worker and another customer. They go all out for this scene. Double penetration! Me and Andrea while watching this said, "Wow," at the same time. Because it was pretty aggressive double penetration action, that Schoolboy Crush scene has nothing on this one. This entire scene is really intense and my only complaint is...why are these other guys so unattractive?

So Brent, completely sexually satisfied (for, like, ten minutes) goes to meet up with a buddy of his at a coffee shop or pizza shop or something. This friend is gorgeous. Of course I'm thinking, "He's gotta fuck this guy," but he doesn't! They have a little talk about Brent's sad love life before Brent moves on to his next errand of the day, a car shop. I have no idea what he's doing there because pretty immediately after he walks in, he attacks the mechanic's dick with his mouth. Seriously. He walks up to him, grabs his cock, and goes down. Jimmy isn't shy at all, is he? Man, this movie. Here's another reason it's great: Brent is in every single scene. He has three sex scenes and one regular scene but there's no sitting and anxiously awaiting his arrival. If you're a Brent Everett fan you really need to own this.

The bike guy was too unattractive for me, there I said it. I do like a lot of guys, you know, I happen to think every model signed to Eurocreme is supremely fuckable. So I don't understand why I see Brent paired up so often with men vastly underwhelming. I thought the same with his scene partner in Cock Trap. Is it to make him stand out more? He always stands out more than anyone, LOOK at him. The film ends with probably the stand out scene of the film where he hooks  up with the pizza guy, Jeremy Jordan (lolz). I don't have anything bad to say about this, Jeremy is alright looking and wow, are they into it. Brent's lips are so red and...he's in heaven. When he retires he should run a pornstar training camp. Every time I see him fuck it looks like the best sex he's ever had in his life. So now, wait for the big ending: the pizza guy reveals that Jimmy is his last delivery of the night and they can now hang out. Happy ending!! And Jimmy has no qualms with dating a pizza guy either, very big points for being on the side of the blue collar worker, Brent.

Okay. I'm not gonna lie, I was thrown for a loop a bit because I was sure the friend Jimmy poured his heart out to would end up being his true love. I'm not sure what that scene was put in for? I know the viewer did need an explanation of Jimmy's conflict, but the friend was way too cute. All I could think about was them fucking. I didn't at all expect the pizza guy to end up changing Jimmy's life, so, there's that. I think the story could have tied together just a little better. And the guys could have been cuter, and the one cute guy could have taken his clothes off. Otherwise, perfect film. Oh did I mention Jimmy and the pizza guy fucked to some gay boy club music playing in the background? They totally did. Nice touch, Brent.

Rating: B

Next up: Vancouver Nights or Boyland.

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