Boyland: 2004
First thing's first: Brent held an impromptu live webcam show last night and it was a raging success. I love these shows for so many reasons, one being I can attack him with as many questions as possible (moreso than I already do via twitter) and he pretty much answers everything. He is very comfortable with his fans, for sure, especially in that chat setting. He really comes alive. One thing I can say for Brent Everett, he makes himself very available to his fans. He's got an email address, a PO box, twitter, a blog, and a live chat. So far I've abused only three of these mediums but I assure you, a fan letter is in the works. I know, poor Brent. The live show was flawless, by the way, Brent was in great spirits and was super hot. Sadly no appearance by Steve but we did see some guy peek out in the background near the end there. Who was that? Fuck buddy? Pizza guy? Hmm, another Brent Everett mystery to be solved another day.
Boyland: "A Unique Theme park." I'll say. This film is about an hour and a half long and is divided into several segments, each taking place in a theme park seemingly catering to the young gay male audience. Clearly, since every ride in the park has guys fucking within. It sounds kind of hokey, but honestly I don't hate this film. For an amateur video it is not bad, and who doesn't like theme parks? They've even got cotton candy! You know what else this film has? A young Jeremy Jordan. YES, that Jeremy Jordan who we saw get fucked to death by Brent in the final scene of Wantin' More. Girl, you could have knocked me over with a feather when I saw him pop up in this, and to think they had him top. What a waste of film.
Brent's scene, aptly titled, "Hook a Husband," comes soon after and begins with him tossing rings onto Chase McKenzie's erect cock. Yes you read that correctly. It is so amusing it makes me forget how much Chase turns me off. He does eventually hook a ring onto that ginger cock and his prize? Well his prize is getting fucked. There's no real thrills here, we've all seen Brent and Chase hook up before, this time Brent bottoms. You know, for as cute as Brent was in the beginning of his career, I think he only gets better with age. This is why I get so confused by people who are still stuck on how amazing he was in School Boy Crush and Barebacking Across America. Forget those and watch Cock Trap, or Sized Up. Your life will never be the same.
Rating: C+
Next Up: something directed by Chi Chi LaRue.
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Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Monday, August 20, 2012
#6 Navy Blues: Deeper in The Brig
Navy Blues: Deeper in The Brig, 2003
Sorry about that break I took from updating, I assure you it wasn't due to a lack of interest. Quite the opposite actually. I keep putting off updating because I'm not sure where to begin. Not only have I watched about 5 or 6 different Brent films since my last update (all in the name of research), I now apparently watch replays of his live web shows every spare moment I can find. So here's another problem: I want to talk about the web shows more than the films. THEY'RE FUCKING GOLD. So much entertainment packed into such a short amount of time, how does he do it? I think he'll be doing these shows long after he even retires, he sure loves interacting with his fans, doesn't he? And I got no problem with that.
One can really learn a lot from these web cams. Did you know? Brent Everett used to be a heavy smoker. Did you know? Brent is prone to kidney stones. Did you know? If he cuts his hair short enough you can see two birthmarks on the right side of his scalp. Did you know? Brent buys a new pair of undies for every show he does. Did you know? Brent does any and all home and car repairs himself. Did you know? Brent sells his own artwork. Did you know Brent Everett was a saint in a past life??? He totally was.
So, after all that praise why don't I review a really shitty one of his films? I don't think he'll take much offense, he said himself he hated this scene and was not happy filming it (learned that from a web show as well. www.brenteverett.com, now taking members). Before I even get into Brent's scene, I want to stress how overall shitty of a film this really is. Its release date was 2003 yet the music sounds straight out of The Other Side of Aspen, the original. Pretty much every stereotype a non-porn fan has about porn is what this film is. It's very hokey, the storyline is crap, it is a parody of a film.
If all this weren't bad enough, it's clear the director (Chip Daniels) and producers of Centaur care very little for the comfort and well-being of their actors. Brent's first scene involved him bottoming for Brock Masters. Yeah well Brock Masters kind of has a huge cock, and Brent was kind of really young when this was filmed. He looked in this scene the way I do while getting my Brazilian wax. You can see he's holding his breath and waiting for it to be over, every so often looking down to make sure his asshole is still intact. Who can watch someone in that much discomfort and still continue to film? It's very hard for me to watch, I don't think there's anything hot about it. Things like this are the reason why I used to hate porn (yes, I hated porn. In my defense, I only knew straight porn back then). I couldn't shake the feeling that whomever I was watching was being manipulated somehow. Now, you can argue no one forced Brent to be there or to sign on with Centaur Films, this is true. But by then he'd already made a commitment to these people, and I can't tell for sure but I ASSUME no one sat him down and said, "Listen, we're going to give you this guy with a way too huge cock for you in this scene, is that cool?" On top of that, he was super young and was not the Brent Everett we know now. He was just some kid to them with likely no say in any of the decisions. Brent was clearly unhappy and they kept going so it's hard for me to justify Centaur in this circumstance. Don't buy this, you have my permission to pirate.
Aside from that, Brent is in the final big group scene but isn't focused on much. He mostly is seen making out with his then boyfriend Chase McKenzie/Chase Dryburgh. What kind of a name is that? And what ever happened to Chase? Things the web shows don't even reveal. I was going to give this film a D but seeing as I also had to sit through Chase's pale skin and red hair...
Rating: F
Next up: Not Boyland. Something else.
Sorry about that break I took from updating, I assure you it wasn't due to a lack of interest. Quite the opposite actually. I keep putting off updating because I'm not sure where to begin. Not only have I watched about 5 or 6 different Brent films since my last update (all in the name of research), I now apparently watch replays of his live web shows every spare moment I can find. So here's another problem: I want to talk about the web shows more than the films. THEY'RE FUCKING GOLD. So much entertainment packed into such a short amount of time, how does he do it? I think he'll be doing these shows long after he even retires, he sure loves interacting with his fans, doesn't he? And I got no problem with that.
One can really learn a lot from these web cams. Did you know? Brent Everett used to be a heavy smoker. Did you know? Brent is prone to kidney stones. Did you know? If he cuts his hair short enough you can see two birthmarks on the right side of his scalp. Did you know? Brent buys a new pair of undies for every show he does. Did you know? Brent does any and all home and car repairs himself. Did you know? Brent sells his own artwork. Did you know Brent Everett was a saint in a past life??? He totally was.
So, after all that praise why don't I review a really shitty one of his films? I don't think he'll take much offense, he said himself he hated this scene and was not happy filming it (learned that from a web show as well. www.brenteverett.com, now taking members). Before I even get into Brent's scene, I want to stress how overall shitty of a film this really is. Its release date was 2003 yet the music sounds straight out of The Other Side of Aspen, the original. Pretty much every stereotype a non-porn fan has about porn is what this film is. It's very hokey, the storyline is crap, it is a parody of a film.
If all this weren't bad enough, it's clear the director (Chip Daniels) and producers of Centaur care very little for the comfort and well-being of their actors. Brent's first scene involved him bottoming for Brock Masters. Yeah well Brock Masters kind of has a huge cock, and Brent was kind of really young when this was filmed. He looked in this scene the way I do while getting my Brazilian wax. You can see he's holding his breath and waiting for it to be over, every so often looking down to make sure his asshole is still intact. Who can watch someone in that much discomfort and still continue to film? It's very hard for me to watch, I don't think there's anything hot about it. Things like this are the reason why I used to hate porn (yes, I hated porn. In my defense, I only knew straight porn back then). I couldn't shake the feeling that whomever I was watching was being manipulated somehow. Now, you can argue no one forced Brent to be there or to sign on with Centaur Films, this is true. But by then he'd already made a commitment to these people, and I can't tell for sure but I ASSUME no one sat him down and said, "Listen, we're going to give you this guy with a way too huge cock for you in this scene, is that cool?" On top of that, he was super young and was not the Brent Everett we know now. He was just some kid to them with likely no say in any of the decisions. Brent was clearly unhappy and they kept going so it's hard for me to justify Centaur in this circumstance. Don't buy this, you have my permission to pirate.
Aside from that, Brent is in the final big group scene but isn't focused on much. He mostly is seen making out with his then boyfriend Chase McKenzie/Chase Dryburgh. What kind of a name is that? And what ever happened to Chase? Things the web shows don't even reveal. I was going to give this film a D but seeing as I also had to sit through Chase's pale skin and red hair...
Rating: F
Next up: Not Boyland. Something else.
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
Wetter Than Ever (continued), live webshow, other musings.
Hello, I've returned from the live webcam show with Brent, and let me tell you something: it was hot. Brent appeared in a black tank top with a small bandage on his face. I did ask, but I'm not sure what his response was because then he started cutting out and...what? Yeah, he totes started cutting out again. But I've realized something: he is just too likable for me to care. From what I can gather, all of us care enough to be there because we love Brent, so no one gets too upset when things go awry. Also, we kind of half expect it by now. Brent, though, felt so bad he promised us all a surprise for dealing with so many tanked chat efforts. Can you believe that? I actually left that chat happy and he didn't so much as take his cock out for us. But I got to see him smile and hear his laugh again and watch him curse out his computer for malfunctioning, hell, that's a good time. What a stand up guy.
Alright, I've settled in with a massive Britney Spears playlist (which is actually a bit of a distraction because I'm enjoying it so much. You try concentrating on anything while the video for Lucky plays in the background. Impossible). Cutting this review in half was in hindsight pretty tough, because as gung-ho as I was last night, I'm now in a rush to move on to the next film, my mind is moving ahead. Just for future reference, this film was alright to review from beginning to end because Brent is a major feature in it, and it's only two hours long. But others that run for 3.5 hours and only feature Brent in one scene won't be as widely covered. I can't imagine anyone having a problem with this.
We left off with Brent and "Tom Daly" doing some impressive underwater blowjobbery in the pool. The following scene left much to be desired, but I will say this about it: I didn't dislike it because it was bad, these particular guys just weren't my type. They're a lot more rugged, I guess, than what I usually think is hot. Short hair doesn't generally do it for me, either. However. These two dudes are very eager, and I don't care if you're a butterface, if you're into what you're doing in porn, I give you a pat on the back, sir. The highlights for me here were the intense ass licking and ball sucking (so rare) that took place. I realized the further I got into this scene, the less I cared about their looks. They both have very well taken care of packages, with nice color, too. Yes, I am a big fan of a pretty pink hairless ball sack. It is what it is.
There is actually only one scene left separating the final pool scenes between Brent and Donny (Tom Daly), which in fact has really been one long scene cut into fragments and spread throughout the film. This one non-Brent scene left in the film actually turned me off to a point I felt nauseous looking at one of them, so I'm not even going to review it. Now you see just how picky I am with my men in porn. But in my defense, this was a first. I've watched thousands of scenes with all sorts of different types of men doing different things to each other, and never has someone's package turned me off this much. I don't really want to think about it anymore actually.
So, Brent! What a talented little Canadian. Back at the pool him and Donny are now getting very hot. While Donny is in the pool, Brent squats over him and pokes his cock into Donny's mouth that way, over and over again. I find it hard to squat over a toilet without falling over. Massive talent, Brent Everett is full of it. And if you even need further proof here it is: Brent stands on tip toe to fuck him. I think you can see every muscle in his body flexed and going to work while fucking. It is a very special moment in porn. It's worth the wait, worth anything I disliked in the film. If you want my recommendation here it finally is: Buy this one. Eventually the two men move into missionary position and Donny brings himself to orgasm by self manipulation (I'm going to work on my phrasing, that doesn't sound sexy at all), but it's tough paying attention to anyone else here what with Brent making the faces he makes when he's close to climax. That just put me in my happy place. I'm in a zone and I need a moment.
Rating: B-
Next up: Brent Everett's Wantin' More
Ciao! And thanks again.
Alright, I've settled in with a massive Britney Spears playlist (which is actually a bit of a distraction because I'm enjoying it so much. You try concentrating on anything while the video for Lucky plays in the background. Impossible). Cutting this review in half was in hindsight pretty tough, because as gung-ho as I was last night, I'm now in a rush to move on to the next film, my mind is moving ahead. Just for future reference, this film was alright to review from beginning to end because Brent is a major feature in it, and it's only two hours long. But others that run for 3.5 hours and only feature Brent in one scene won't be as widely covered. I can't imagine anyone having a problem with this.
We left off with Brent and "Tom Daly" doing some impressive underwater blowjobbery in the pool. The following scene left much to be desired, but I will say this about it: I didn't dislike it because it was bad, these particular guys just weren't my type. They're a lot more rugged, I guess, than what I usually think is hot. Short hair doesn't generally do it for me, either. However. These two dudes are very eager, and I don't care if you're a butterface, if you're into what you're doing in porn, I give you a pat on the back, sir. The highlights for me here were the intense ass licking and ball sucking (so rare) that took place. I realized the further I got into this scene, the less I cared about their looks. They both have very well taken care of packages, with nice color, too. Yes, I am a big fan of a pretty pink hairless ball sack. It is what it is.
There is actually only one scene left separating the final pool scenes between Brent and Donny (Tom Daly), which in fact has really been one long scene cut into fragments and spread throughout the film. This one non-Brent scene left in the film actually turned me off to a point I felt nauseous looking at one of them, so I'm not even going to review it. Now you see just how picky I am with my men in porn. But in my defense, this was a first. I've watched thousands of scenes with all sorts of different types of men doing different things to each other, and never has someone's package turned me off this much. I don't really want to think about it anymore actually.
So, Brent! What a talented little Canadian. Back at the pool him and Donny are now getting very hot. While Donny is in the pool, Brent squats over him and pokes his cock into Donny's mouth that way, over and over again. I find it hard to squat over a toilet without falling over. Massive talent, Brent Everett is full of it. And if you even need further proof here it is: Brent stands on tip toe to fuck him. I think you can see every muscle in his body flexed and going to work while fucking. It is a very special moment in porn. It's worth the wait, worth anything I disliked in the film. If you want my recommendation here it finally is: Buy this one. Eventually the two men move into missionary position and Donny brings himself to orgasm by self manipulation (I'm going to work on my phrasing, that doesn't sound sexy at all), but it's tough paying attention to anyone else here what with Brent making the faces he makes when he's close to climax. That just put me in my happy place. I'm in a zone and I need a moment.
Rating: B-
Next up: Brent Everett's Wantin' More
Ciao! And thanks again.
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