Boyland: 2004
First thing's first: Brent held an impromptu live webcam show last night and it was a raging success. I love these shows for so many reasons, one being I can attack him with as many questions as possible (moreso than I already do via twitter) and he pretty much answers everything. He is very comfortable with his fans, for sure, especially in that chat setting. He really comes alive. One thing I can say for Brent Everett, he makes himself very available to his fans. He's got an email address, a PO box, twitter, a blog, and a live chat. So far I've abused only three of these mediums but I assure you, a fan letter is in the works. I know, poor Brent. The live show was flawless, by the way, Brent was in great spirits and was super hot. Sadly no appearance by Steve but we did see some guy peek out in the background near the end there. Who was that? Fuck buddy? Pizza guy? Hmm, another Brent Everett mystery to be solved another day.
Boyland: "A Unique Theme park." I'll say. This film is about an hour and a half long and is divided into several segments, each taking place in a theme park seemingly catering to the young gay male audience. Clearly, since every ride in the park has guys fucking within. It sounds kind of hokey, but honestly I don't hate this film. For an amateur video it is not bad, and who doesn't like theme parks? They've even got cotton candy! You know what else this film has? A young Jeremy Jordan. YES, that Jeremy Jordan who we saw get fucked to death by Brent in the final scene of Wantin' More. Girl, you could have knocked me over with a feather when I saw him pop up in this, and to think they had him top. What a waste of film.
Brent's scene, aptly titled, "Hook a Husband," comes soon after and begins with him tossing rings onto Chase McKenzie's erect cock. Yes you read that correctly. It is so amusing it makes me forget how much Chase turns me off. He does eventually hook a ring onto that ginger cock and his prize? Well his prize is getting fucked. There's no real thrills here, we've all seen Brent and Chase hook up before, this time Brent bottoms. You know, for as cute as Brent was in the beginning of his career, I think he only gets better with age. This is why I get so confused by people who are still stuck on how amazing he was in School Boy Crush and Barebacking Across America. Forget those and watch Cock Trap, or Sized Up. Your life will never be the same.
Rating: C+
Next Up: something directed by Chi Chi LaRue.
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Monday, August 13, 2012
#4 Brent Everett's Wantin' More
So today we have Brent Everett's Wantin' More which is extra special, why? Brent directed and produced it. That would basically make this film his bitch, the only "studio" name attached to it is www.BrentEverett.com/XXXStudios (his). So I'm just going to assume he made every single decision having to do with this film, down to the c1r t-shirt the dude in the sneaker store is wearing. He also funded the whole thing, that is what producing means, no? So once again I'm going to state the obvious: Brent Everett can do everything. Actually, there's one thing he can't do, that's play baseball. But I'll get into that when I cover the Little Big League films, no need to humiliate him now. So this is exciting, but it's also gonna be tough. If I have any criticisms about this film at all it's a direct reflection of a decision Brent made. That makes me uncomfortable because I don't like hating on him ever. So this should be fun! Let's do this.
The film immediately opens on a positive note for me because there's a story line right off the bat. Brent's working out in red undies (omg) before going to surf the web for some cyber sex, yes, cyber sex. Doesn't this just scream of Brent Everett already? You know that man likes his internet access. But I'm with him, I think internet hook ups are extremely hot. It started with AOL in the mid-90s and never lost its appeal. The first scene is a solo scene, but we get to see the camera cut to the guy he's typing to on the other end. Blonde. Big. Big and blonde. His cock isn't as nice as Brent's but then, whose is? Brent, after being asked if he "has any toys" whips out his convenient huge dildo and ends up shooting his load, surprise, right up onto his face. I don't know how he always does that but honestly. Even when he's just having a wank in his living room he shoots that far. Talent? Luck? Good genes? Don't know, don't care. It's spectacular.
So what we have here is a young man (apparently named Jimmy) who has no trouble getting laid, but can't seem to find anyone who wants to settle down. No one wants to hang out with him after they blow their load. This makes Jimmy upset and disgruntled inside, but doesn't stop him from having a full on threesome in the backroom of a shoe store with a worker and another customer. They go all out for this scene. Double penetration! Me and Andrea while watching this said, "Wow," at the same time. Because it was pretty aggressive double penetration action, that Schoolboy Crush scene has nothing on this one. This entire scene is really intense and my only complaint is...why are these other guys so unattractive?
So Brent, completely sexually satisfied (for, like, ten minutes) goes to meet up with a buddy of his at a coffee shop or pizza shop or something. This friend is gorgeous. Of course I'm thinking, "He's gotta fuck this guy," but he doesn't! They have a little talk about Brent's sad love life before Brent moves on to his next errand of the day, a car shop. I have no idea what he's doing there because pretty immediately after he walks in, he attacks the mechanic's dick with his mouth. Seriously. He walks up to him, grabs his cock, and goes down. Jimmy isn't shy at all, is he? Man, this movie. Here's another reason it's great: Brent is in every single scene. He has three sex scenes and one regular scene but there's no sitting and anxiously awaiting his arrival. If you're a Brent Everett fan you really need to own this.
The bike guy was too unattractive for me, there I said it. I do like a lot of guys, you know, I happen to think every model signed to Eurocreme is supremely fuckable. So I don't understand why I see Brent paired up so often with men vastly underwhelming. I thought the same with his scene partner in Cock Trap. Is it to make him stand out more? He always stands out more than anyone, LOOK at him. The film ends with probably the stand out scene of the film where he hooks up with the pizza guy, Jeremy Jordan (lolz). I don't have anything bad to say about this, Jeremy is alright looking and wow, are they into it. Brent's lips are so red and...he's in heaven. When he retires he should run a pornstar training camp. Every time I see him fuck it looks like the best sex he's ever had in his life. So now, wait for the big ending: the pizza guy reveals that Jimmy is his last delivery of the night and they can now hang out. Happy ending!! And Jimmy has no qualms with dating a pizza guy either, very big points for being on the side of the blue collar worker, Brent.
Okay. I'm not gonna lie, I was thrown for a loop a bit because I was sure the friend Jimmy poured his heart out to would end up being his true love. I'm not sure what that scene was put in for? I know the viewer did need an explanation of Jimmy's conflict, but the friend was way too cute. All I could think about was them fucking. I didn't at all expect the pizza guy to end up changing Jimmy's life, so, there's that. I think the story could have tied together just a little better. And the guys could have been cuter, and the one cute guy could have taken his clothes off. Otherwise, perfect film. Oh did I mention Jimmy and the pizza guy fucked to some gay boy club music playing in the background? They totally did. Nice touch, Brent.
Rating: B
Next up: Vancouver Nights or Boyland.
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